I, Frankenstein | Gimme Shelter
Two pretty awful looking movies debut this weekend, so the Box Office Top Ten will probably look pretty much the same come Monday.
I, Frankenstein
Oh boy. Time to put my theory that this terrible looking movie will bomb to the test. With it's current 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, it looks like the critics are agreeing with me, at least so far. So what's it going to be America? Does a movie that needs its poster to spell out the players for you look appealing? (The correct answer is no)
Best Case Scenario: I have to get pretty drunk and really squint to see it, but maybe it's Underworld with a male lead?
Worst Case Scenario: I think putting it #1 on my Movies Destined to Fail pretty much sums it up.
Gimme Shelter
The trailer features 3 pretty over-the-top positive quotes about both Vanessa Hudgen's performance, and the movie in general... all from the same critic. Ouch. Couldn't find a second reviewer who liked it, eh producers? It's current 22% on Rotten Tomatoes sadly makes it the better-reviewed of the two new releases.
Best Case Scenario: Vanessa Hudgens pulls off her own Pursuit of Happyness
Worst Case Scenario: There's a reason only one critic had good things to say.
I, Frankenstein
Oh boy. Time to put my theory that this terrible looking movie will bomb to the test. With it's current 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, it looks like the critics are agreeing with me, at least so far. So what's it going to be America? Does a movie that needs its poster to spell out the players for you look appealing? (The correct answer is no)
Best Case Scenario: I have to get pretty drunk and really squint to see it, but maybe it's Underworld with a male lead?
Worst Case Scenario: I think putting it #1 on my Movies Destined to Fail pretty much sums it up.
Gimme Shelter
The trailer features 3 pretty over-the-top positive quotes about both Vanessa Hudgen's performance, and the movie in general... all from the same critic. Ouch. Couldn't find a second reviewer who liked it, eh producers? It's current 22% on Rotten Tomatoes sadly makes it the better-reviewed of the two new releases.
Best Case Scenario: Vanessa Hudgens pulls off her own Pursuit of Happyness
Worst Case Scenario: There's a reason only one critic had good things to say.